College Times

Issue date: 2/7/08 Section: Daily Buzz

Media Credit: Tom Fox- MCT

Writing blogs is fun,
Writing haikus is funner,
What an idea!

I'll write a whole blog
All about the Super Bowl,
Strictly in haikus

Here are the reasons
It was marginally cool,
But annoyed me, too:

Welcome to Glendale,
Home of the Superest Bowl,
And the smell of cows.

Paid five-thousand bucks
for Paris Hilton party
Now my crotch itches.

New York and Boston,
Bad drivers, real bad accents,
They are all the same.

Some capitalized,
But nobody did as well
as Dirty Scottsdale

The best team ever!
Undefeated, unchallenged…
Unbelievable.

The Patriots lose,
Not so "wicked pissah,"
There's always next year.

Mr. Ted Bruschi
Bad-mouthed Arizona State,
Karma's a bitch, huh?

Congratulations,
First the Special Olympics
And now this, Eli.

Those Tempe fireworks
Were so loud, I asked myself,
"Is this Cloverfield?"

I once predicted
The Cards would hoist the trophy.
Then I quit the crack.

What a stadium!
Looks like a barrel cactus?
More like metal poop.

Tom Petty is old,
But goddamn he can still rock.
Not one nipple … phew.

Hush, hush, be quiet,
A new commercial is on!
(My life's pathetic.)

That band didn't play
"Put up a parking lot,"
Why the hell not, Crows?!

Celebrities here
Stimulate economy,
But not the people.

Thanks for the money
You unmerciful snowbirds,
Now, out of my state!

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