10 Ways to Be a Prankster
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WET GASTED
Chug-a-lugging copious amounts of alcohol always inspires the prankster’s spirit. Drinking heavily at a place named “Pranksters”? That’s just destiny. Prankster’s Gar and Brill,
EGG SOMEONE
Nothing is as embarrassing as egg on one’s face, so pick a stranger to bombard carefully. Peruse free-range, organic options at Whole Foods, locations Valleywide, www.wholefoods.com.
WHOOPEEE!
A meticulously-planned prank that takes time to develop can provide some true prankster satisfaction. But a rubber bag that farts when it’s sat on? Pure comedic gold. Find whoopee cushions and other gifts at www.spencersonline.com.
GET SCARED
Watch either version of “War of the Worlds,” the 1953 corny masterpiece or the 2005 retelling starring everyone’s favorite Scientologist, and pay homage to master prankster Orson Welles’ ability to trick and terrify the nation. Both are available on www.netflix.com.
READ A FOOL’S TALE
Listen to literary lecture on folkloric fools of yesteryear. Or, just throw an egg at the lecturer. Your call. ‘Wise and Foolish Tales’, South Mountain Community College, 7050 S. 24th Street, Wednesday, April 2, 6:30 p.m., free
GIVE A CARD
Sappy greeting cards for Christmas and birthdays have a knack for finding the bottom of the trash can. Not so with the tongue-in-cheek brilliance in April Fool’s Day cards found at www.hallmark.com.
BUY SOMETHING
A funny T-shirt? A sarcastic bumper sticker? Perhaps a cynical thong? Browse humorous gifts galore at www.cafepress.com/buy/april+fools
MARK ‘EM UP
The Sharpie is mightier than the sword. A simple permanent marker, in the right hands and doodled on the right face, makes for a prank you tell your grandchildren about. Fulfill all your marker needs at Staples stores Valleywide. Find a store at www.staples.com.
POTTY PRANK ‘EM
It’s as simple as this: cover a toilet with Saran wrap. If you’re a good friend, you’ll also buy a mop for the aftermath. It’s so funny, you might pee on the floor, too. Purchase both at Fry’s stores Valleywide and at www.frysfood.com.
SUPERSOAK ‘EM
Why do so many great pranks involve urine? Dip a buddy (or enemy’s) hand in some warm water while he/she sleeps, and I find out. Find water in your local faucet and a bowl in your cabinet.
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