Top Ten Urinals That You'd Actually Want to Use
Jessie Whitfield
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Like most women, I’ve always tried to keep at least a 10-foot distance between myself and a urinal. They’re just grimy – in a scary monster I would run away from kind of way.
Most of the time I don’t have to try hard to keep from coming into contact with them since urinals are located in men’s bathrooms and are “off-limits” as my second grade teacher reminded me one recess, but the few times I have succumbed to my curiosity, or, rather, drunken stupidity, in my college years, the urinals I did have close encounters with were filthy enough to make a dirty girl like me feel clean.
Lucky me, 10 designers have styled the standard white urinals into works of art. More and more bars and nightclubs are picking up the fast-growing trend and installing fun and friendly piss pots in their men’s bathrooms.
10. While you may not want to smell this flower, Clark Sorensen’s Easter Lily has got me feeling like it’s Spring all year ‘round.
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9. Mary Poppins always spoke highly of spoons, how filling one with sugar made the medicine go down, so I can’t help but think that filling a spoon with urine has an equally magical effect.
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8. While some may find clowns scary, they’ve always made me laugh, and putting one in a bathroom that sings and moves up and down while you urinate it in, well, that just sounds hilarious.
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7. I’ve got a special place in my heart for French horns thanks to this one time at band camp, so I can only imagine if I came face to face with this urinal, I’d feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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6. Someone was specifically thinking of me when they designed this one. A urinal with robot arms protruding from the wall. There’s nowhere I feel safer than in the arms of another.
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5. I never knew playing with your piss could be so fun. “Bull’s eye! And the ball changes color!”
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4. You can’t help but love a potty mouth when you are one!
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3. I’m convinced these nuns would bring me closer to God and wash me of my sins – the five I committed prior to “accidentally” stumbling into the men’s bathroom and the other five while in there.
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2. Glow-in-the-dark condoms make me giggle so I can’t help but think glow-in-the-dark urinals would too.
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1. I’m pretty sure I’d feel right at home next to a urinal like this, seeing as how it’s a position I’m most comfortable in when at home with my boyfriend.
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