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Chances are, you’ve met the guy or girl, but now you need to know where to take them to get them “in the mood.” What if you took your cue from rap lyrics?
We did. Check here for Vol. II, which featured 50 Cent's Don Juan antics.

Read on for Part Three:

Lyric

“If you’re horny, let’s do it, ride it, my pony. My saddle’s waitin’, come on and jump on it.”

– “Pony,” Ginuine 

We say:

Everybody loves a winner. And anybody who has the balls to take a date to the horse track, sit in the free grandstand seating and pretend you bet on the winning horse is a winner in our book. Turf Paradise, 1501 W. Bell Road, Phoenix, 602.942.1101

The sexpert says:

“I say save a horse, ride a cowboy. But if you’ve got some money to flash around, it’s a great place to take a date. Going to the track implies you’re a big spender. You have to big careful. You can develop a reputation. But if you can afford to take them and give them money to spend, and help them with some pointers – if you know what you’re talking about – it’s really, really exciting. If you win you’re automatically going to get a big hug and a kiss and some closeness and if you’re a good sport about losing, that’s not bad either. You’ll get some sympathy.”

Plan B location

If that doesn’t work, go the more traditionally romantic (see: “expensive”) route and go for any actual horseback trail ride. Go ahead, “jump on it.” Spur Cross Stables, 44029 N. Spur Cross Road, Cave Creek, 480.488.9117

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