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Media Credit: Courtesy Tommy Boy The last known photo of Digital Underground.

Chances are, you’ve met the guy or girl, but now you need to know where to take them to get them “in the mood.” What if you took your cue from rap lyrics? We did. Check here for Vol. III, where we learned the benefits of pony ridin'.

Read on for Part Four:

Lyric

“It never stopped me from gettin' busy; I'm a freak, I like the girls with the boom; I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.”

– “The Humpty Dance” by Digital Underground

We say

There are multiple types of fast food restaurant bathrooms, from the ones on the interstate that have the fully private chambers, to some of the ones that have been so abused they’re missing doors altogether. Try at your own risk. Fast food restaurant bathrooms, locations on just about every street corner Valleywide

The sexpert says

“Ehhhhh (laughing). It’s so tacky. It’s not going to create a good impression. If you find a girl who gets off on sleaze, it might work and there are some of those for sure.”

Plan B location

If your idea of romance was a Burger King bathroom in the first place, might we suggest some education in the art of romance as a starting point? Look up “life coach” on the internet and start there.

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