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Chances are, you’ve met the guy or girl, but now you need to know where to take them to get them “in the mood.” What if you took your cue from rap lyrics?

We did. Check here for Vol. IV, featuring words of inspiration from Humpty.

Read on for Part Five:

Lyric

“If you be a hoe, I'll be a hoe; On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor”

– “Candy Shop” by 50 Cent

We say:

Parks are romantic places, no doubt. Throw in the water and the possibility of a boat ride at sunset and the score meter gets pretty high. Tempe Beach Park at sunset, 80 W. Rio Salado Parkway, Tempe

The sexpert says:

“Lovely, lovely. Sunset in the desert is a lovely time of day. Things are cooling down. It’s always romantic to be near pretty water. That’s why they use water imagery in the movies. A couple starts to get it on and then, boom, there’s a waterfall. We have that subconscious connection with water and again it’s a lovely, quiet place to talk. If you really want to knock her socks off, bring a bottle of wine and a couple of glasses.”

Plan B

For some people, being outside in the desert might not be romantic at all. Try going underground – like for dinner and drinks at the Salt Cellar, 550 N. Hayden Road, Scottsdale, 480.947.1963

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