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Top Ten Things I Wish I Had Created

Lauren Kawam
Issue date: 7/24/08 Section: Top 10s
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10. The poem "The Raven," because Edgar Allen Poe is pure genius.

9. The Internal Combustion Engine, because, well, cha-ching!

8. The Words Who, What, When, Where, Why AND How, because I'm a nerdy journalist, what can I say?

7. The Pet Rock, again, big money, big money, made from something ridiculous.

6. The Keytar, because it's a sensational invention from the '80s that nothing will ever live up to.

5. The Polaroid camera, because they're artistic and fun and because you can shake them.

4. YouTube, because free videos for all is sheer ingenuity.

3. Zippers, c'mon, do I need to explain this one? They're miraculous!

2. Scotch Tape, again, only the work of God.

1. Compass Rings, because you can know where you're going and look good.
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