Top Ten Sad Truths about Men's Bathrooms
Aaron TavenaIssue date: 8/7/08 Section: Top 10s
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1. The guy who hands out towels for tips probably makes more money than you.
2. Conversation while at the urinal is always frowned upon.
3. There's never enough toilet paper but the trash can is overflowing with paper towels.
4. Setting your beer on top of the urinal is not kosher.
5. Pee troughs are degrading but surprisingly user-friendly.
6. The mirror is used to check for beer/vomit stains - it should never be used to check your hair or pop a pimple.
7. No one remembers the advertisements above the urinals.
8. No condom sold from the bathroom vending machine has ever been used for its intended purpose.
9. Someone has tried to call the phone number scrawled on the stall door for a good time.
10. That's not water on the floor.
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Ty
posted 8/07/08 @ 2:50 PM MST
11. Lock the stall door, clown. Not all of us are short enough to see your feet.
derik
posted 8/07/08 @ 4:31 PM MST
Agree 100%
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