College Times

Media Credit: Lionel Hahn

10. “Cast Away” as the volley ball.

9. Any movie starring Nick Cage.

8. “Boondock Saints” as El Duche.

7. “Ferris Bueller's Day Off” as Bueller's friend.

6. “Orgasmo” as ChodaBoy.

5. “Gigli.” Let's replace all the characters with Walken ... and maybe change the plot.

4. “Jumanji” as Robin William's character.

3. The Bourne Series as Jason Bourne.

2. “Men in Black” instead of Tommy Lee Jones.

1. “Kindergarten Cop.” Sorry, Mr. Governator.

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