Top Ten Books to Read While Pooping
Amanda Soto
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10. 1,001 Ways to Save the Earth by Joanna Yarrow
Ideas to help you save the earth after you’re done on the bathroom.
9. Where’s the poop? By Julie Markes
Tells kids (and maybe even you) that they have a place to poop too and it’s called a toilet.
8. Oh, the places you’ll go! By Dr. Seuss
If you pretend this book is about using the bathroom it sounds way funnier.
7. The Little Book of Essential Foreign Swear Words by Emma Burgess
Learn how to curse out foreigners in their own language in your spare time
6. Position of the Day Playbook from nerve.com
Study up before you get down
5. Stuff on my cat: The book by Mario Garza
Pictures of stuff on cats such as pizza boxes, band-aids, and other outrageous objects that will make you laugh so hard you might poop your pants.
4. Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
3. The little book of bathroom crime puzzles by M. Diane Vogt
Sixty-five mystery puzzles to be solved by anyone with two minutes to spare
2. Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Extraordinary Book of Facts by the Bathroom Readers’ Institute
Jam packed full of useless information you may forget you’re in the bathroom when reading it.
1. What’s your poo telling you? By Josh Richman and Anish Sheth M.D
Helps you to name and identify what kind of poo has ended up in your toilet and what that poo can tell you about your personal health.
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Michael Peddycord
posted 9/09/08 @ 8:11 AM MST
HA!!! I never thought about "Oh The Places You'll Go" by Dr Seuss being about pooping. I'll never be able to look at this book the same way again. Nasty!
Michael
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