College Times

Issue date: 3/5/09 Section: Top 10s

10. sexsuade: to convince someone to agree to, accept or do something, usually by using the guarantee of sex, or by withholding sex until you get your way.
Example: Girl 1: My boyfriend won't buy me that Juicy Couture track suit.
Girl 2: Just sexsuade him until he does. He'll get the point very fast.

9. remote dance: this is the motion your hand makes when you try to get the TV to change a channel. This could involve twisting your hand 180 degrees or physically getting up to move closer to the device.
Example: Yesterday, you should have seen me remote dancing for live seven minutes, trying to change the channel from the History channel to MTV.

8. tired high: this it when you are so tired, that you're in an altered state of perception.
Example: Danny was so tired high last night, that he was mumbling something about pop rocks and how his grandma is crunchy.

7. trusticles: this is when you have the balls to trust another person in a difficult situation.
Example: I can't believe Lisa has the trusticles to let her 15-year-old cousin borrow her car for his prom.

6. rebooty: this is when you call an ex for some action, or a booty call made by an ex.
Example: She's still calling me months after the relationship. She wants some rebooty, I know it.

5. dejabrew: similar to déjà vu, this is when you start to remember things from the previous night of drinking excessive amounts of beer and hard liquor.
Example: I'm totally having dejabrew right now. All I remember is standing on a table, pissing into my glass while laughing at nothing.

4. kthxbi!: as in, okay, thanks, bye. This is when you are talking to someone who wants to end a conversation abruptly, but still politely.
Example: Person 1: Make sure you're at the party at 7. Okay? Seriously, because we still need soda, beer, chips, food, we need to bake a cake, and ….
Person 2: Kthxbi!!

3. carcolepsy: this is the condition where, immediately upon motion, you fall asleep on a road trip, providing no company for the driver or other passengers.
Example: Joe always does this. We just pulled out of the driveway, and he's already asleep. I think he suffers from carcolepsy.

2. spicy edit: this is when you're telling a story about something, and during the story, you realize it's not as good as it sounded in your head, so you insert things that are untrue, but nevertheless exciting, to make the story less boring.
Example: Martha was telling me yesterday about how she went to a club last night, and then she went off about how she met someone famous, and went back to their hotel, and how, now, she thinks she might be prego. I think she spicy edited that story.

1. Marty McFly Complex: Inspired by the "Back to the Future" movies, this is an over-abundance of pride, in which an individual will take unnecessary risks or do dangerous acts if his/her courage is questioned.
Example: Tom said that he didn't want to skydive because he was scared he would get hurt, but when his buddy Tim called him a chicken, Tom had to do it because he has a Marty McFly Complex.

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