More Baby Mama Drama
Lauren KawamIssue date: 3/12/09 Section: Blogs
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Her name is Nadya Suleman and she’s bitten off more than most people could handle. Now, that’s obviously just my opinion, but having eight babies at once is crazy enough. What’s more is that the additional eight kids now rounds out her family to an even 14 children. Yes, that’s right, 14.
I can understand if this is all news to you, because honestly, who cares? Well, according to an article in the New York Daily News, Denis Beaudoin does.
Beaudoin is a married father of two who is in his thirties. And, why does he matter?
Well, he allegedly dated Suleman back in the ’90s, pre-babies.
That’s right, Nadya Suleman is now not only the Octomom, but also a baby mama.
Beaudoin also allegedly “made numerous sperm donations” for Suleman to eventually get in-vitro fertilization, because she claimed to have ovarian cancer and said that if they were going to start a family, they would have to do it immediately.
As if the saga couldn’t unfold anymore, Beaudoin now says he is wondering if he is the father of all/some of her children, and said he would be more than willing to take a paternity test.
He also expressed his worries that Suleman, or “Giggles,” won’t let him. He called her “Giggles” because he said she had infectious laughter.
Whatevs.
By no means is the column meant to further the nasty commentary that’s been circling about Giggles, but merely to sing Beaudoin’s praises.
If the paternity test proves that he is indeed the father of possibly 14 other children, he said he will take responsibility. Furthermore, he said he’s ready to help raise the kids – even if he isn’t the biological father, because he doesn’t think Giggles can do it on her own.
Yay for Beaudoin! But, the screeching halt comes when his current wife either finds out that he’s got a baby mama with 14 kids, or that he’s got an ex-girlfriend named Giggles who has 14 kids, none of which are his, but all of which he is volunteering monetary support for.
Can you imagine being the children of Beaudoin and his wife, and finding out that you potentially have 14 brothers and sisters?
I personally think that would be great because then you could create two rival basketball teams and start your own betting ring to make a living.
... uh, maybe I took that a little too far.
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