College Times

Issue date: 3/19/09 Section: Top 10s

Life is filled with fail. So is the internet. It's my job to find it.

"Fail" simply means someone has missed the mark on their intention, or sometimes it means someone did something the general population would disapprove of.

Basically, it's hilarious.

Sites like www.shipmentoffail.com and www.failblog.org have popularized the saying.

Here are my top 10 favorite (or at least the most pathetic) fails:

10. Y2K. Millions of dollars spent on one big non-fail = FAIL.

9. Sexy Cam fail.

8. David Hasselhoff. Life fail.

7. "The Room" movie. It's a drama so bad that the director decided to call it a "dark comedy" in a PR stunt. You're not fooling anyone, Tommy Wiseau. Watch the trailer here. Film fail!

6. Teapot fail. I puked in my mouth a little.

5. George W. Bush. What? It had to be said.

4. This very Top 10 is kind of a fail. Ha! I said it before you got to it. Fail on you!

3. Why paint cats? This one is less on the artists, more on the publishers. Okay, the artists too.

2. Cloonfu fail. Please don't do this, PETA. You fail at making the general public like you. George Clooney is delicious, but not that delicious.

1. And just because this makes me happy … a P Diddy fail.

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