College Times

Issue date: 4/16/09 Section: Top 10s

Media Credit: Nancy Stone

Well, the news has finally broken to the public.

You can finally get some sleep now, corporate media. I'm talking to you, Keith Olbermann.

The Obamas have a new puppy and his name is Bo - a black Portuguese water dog with a little white tummy and paws. He's adorable.

I don't know why he's wearing a Hawaiian Lei in that picture, but does it really matter? Awwww.

Bo is a super cute name for a super cute puppy, but I have been making up names for the dog in my head for months.

Here are a few alternatives that the Obamas could consider:

10. "Janet Napolitano." Wait, what? No.

9. "ASU Honorary Degree." Now he can have one!

8. "Panda." Because that'd be way cute. Just check out his coloring!

7. "Bobama." Fusing two words is really cool. Two names = even cooler.

6. "Billions upon billions of dollars." Then Obama could toss him around like he's nothing.

5. "Peace." Drop that puppy in the middle of the Gaza Strip and I promise there will be no more fighting. Just cuddling. Peace at last!

4. "Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa." Duh, because the puppy looks exactly like the Bahrainian king!

3. "Mundungus." No one wants to say that name. That will stop the media attention immediately.

2. "Well … look." They say you should say your dog's name a lot to make him understand that's what you're calling him. Obama says this enough.

1. "Bark Odogma." Oh, puns.

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