College Times

Issue date: 6/4/09 Section: Top 10s

Just in case you didn't stalk celebrities enough, Twitter was invented to take it to the next level! So, go ahead, stalk away, check out some recent tweets from the stars, and enjoy my anecdotal thoughts along the way.

10. William Shatner: "On the set of a new Priceline commercial. Watch for it on TV in late June." - I suppose this is just a friendly reminder to anyone who isn't tired of watching Shatner's ridiculous commercials.

9. Senator John McCain: "Wonderful dinner last night in Statuary Hall with Nancy honoring President Reagan." - What? John McCain is on Twitter?

8. Lance Armstrong: "Watching Frost Nixon" (23 hours ago) "Frost Nixon was amazing." (21 hours ago) - Apparently Lance is a movie critic now.

7. Britney Spears: "Great Candies shoot yesterday! And to top if off, I had the best massage of my life after."

6. Ashton Kutcher: "Here's to desiring infinitely more while having infinite appreciation for that which is." - Since when has Ashton gone philosophical on us?

5. Dave Matthews: "Not depressing... Awe inspiring...mind boggling...informative and a little troubling. More than a little troubling. Off you go then." - Okay, WHAT???

4. Stephen Colbert: "Isn't agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

3. John Mayer: "Dear Ambien, I had a full 8 hours of sleep to devote to you. Too bad you didn't have a full dose of 'sleepy ingredients' to devote to me."

2. Snoop Dogg: "Sup yall got some old tour tees… made a quicc vid explaining how I affected hip hop!!! Yezziiirr" - I guess Twitter doesn't run spell check.

1. Sara Bareilles: "To the beeyatch in Vegas who asked me if I had a baby- the answer is no. It's just a flowy dress. Jerk. I hope u lose 100 dollars."

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